So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

I love it!

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

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#good #queue spooky



This is a doormat for sale at Joann fabrics but I’d sooner frame it and hang it

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#halloween #i love #queue spooky

Moving back to BC on Wednesday. Weird!

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#snakies #queue spooky

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#jeepers cheepers #omfg #queue spooky


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everett exclusives Halloween postcard by matthewkirscht on Flickr.


"We shouldn’t shoehorn token women into creator’s artistic visions" is one of the most common criticisms I see when diversity in the media is brought up and there are three big reasons why it’s ridiculous:

1) Human beings are all different in real life so making fictional characters more diverse is inherently a natural choice and can no more qualify as “shoehorning” or “tokenism” than making a character blonde vs. brunette.

2) More diversity is automatically a good thing always. More diversity cannot, in any conceivable way, detract from anything ever. It never has and never will, unless it makes you angry when you get to choose between 100 ice cream flavors instead of like 5 or you’re one of those people who hates pokemon now that there’s more pokemon in it (IN POKEMON!!? HOW DARE THEY)

3) The abundance of middle aged white straight dudes as protags ain’t a product of everyone somehow having the same personal creative vision it’s a product of impartial corporate committee-driven development processes all ripping each other off.

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So hey, it turns out that Gillian Anderson dressed up like Morticia Addams was something we all needed in our lives.

[takes a knee]



Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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#s eriously though